OBAMA GIVES A RAISE

WASHINGTON, DC – president Obama issued an order increase his salary of 1 million $ per year.

President Obama understands how much the Americans are poorly financially and said yesterday that it, too, was having trouble paying its bills.

"Four hundred thousand dollars per year to be Leader of the free world, is just not quite."  Obama told journalists on the golf course on Sunday.  "There are junior traders at Goldman Sachs who make more than that in a week.  East - this fair? »

Obama shocked journalists when he said he issued a decree Saturday increase his salary of 1 million $ per year - and a $200,000 bonus, this year alone, for the death of Osama bin Laden.

"Look, that let me clear, adjusted for inflation my salary is same not half of what George Washington."  Now, I do not want to integrate this race, but is the first black president with a value of half as much as the first president of white?  I'm just saying that... “

The presidential pay increase will take effect immediately.

Congress has been quick to react to the announcement of Obama.  "Is he gets a pay raise, then I want a pay increase," said John Boehner, speaker of the House.  "Hell, I think that fucking of any Congress should get a salary increase. ''

Boehner went on to say that in today's world, the members of Congress have to spend half their time fundraising "and that means representatives send us to Washington put in longer and longer hours to try to raise funds so that they can keep their seats."  They must be paid for the time."

Obama said Boehner that he would give Boehner a raise if and only if Boehner agrees to raise the debt ceiling.  "Well, it's a no-brainer," Boehner said.  "We will remove the ceiling all together."  Who like salary caps?"

And Yes, the ex-Congressman, Anthony Weiner pension will increase as well.

Here is a story of the wage (and salary increases) to the President of the United States of America:

1789 25 $000

1873 50 $000

1909 $ 75,000

1949 100 $000

1969 200 $000

2001 400 $000

2013 1 000 $000