STUDY: CRONUTS RAISE IQ

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A study has revealed that eating the latest new breakfast food – Cronuts – raises  IQ by 20 points.

Cronuts – are a combination of croissants and  donuts – have become the latest food craze in New York City.  And now, a new study by Harvard University has revealed that eating a cronut a day will raise your IQ by 20 points – within a month.  If you keep eating them, you may be able to raise your IQ by 40 points over five years.

“We studied over 500 cronut eaters, and 500 non-cronut eaters and found a dramatic rise in IQ among the cronut eaters,” said Dr.  Bridget Blanton of Harvard University.  ”We have not identified why eating cronuts raise IQ, but the data is conclusive, you will be smarter if you eat them.”

Here’s one cronut eater who happy to be smarter:

Cronut scalpers are now selling the cronuts (which typically go for $5 each) for up to $20 each.  ”The demand is through the roof,” said cronut dealer, Max Wilton of Zabar’s Deli.

People are waiting in line for up to three hours every morning to get a cronut.“I once waited in line for nine hours to see Liza Minnelli,” says one member of the group, Emily Oakley. “This is nothing.”

So, go get a cronut.  Get smart!

OBAMA GIVES HIMSELF A RAISE

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WASHINGTON, DC -  President Obama issued an Executive Order raising his salary to $1 million per year.

President Obama understands how much Americans are struggling financially and told reporters yesterday he, too, has been having trouble paying his bills.

“Four hundred thousand dollars a year to be Leader of the Free World, is just not enough.”  Obama told reporters on the golf course on Sunday.  “There are junior traders at Goldman Sachs that make more than that in a week.  Is that fair?”

Obama shocked reporters when he said he issued an Executive Order on Saturday raising his salary to $1 million a year – plus a $200,000 bonus, this year only, for killing Osama Bin Laden.

“Look, let me clear, adjusted for inflation my salary is not even half of what George Washington made.  Now, I don’t want to bring race into this, but is the First Black President worth half as much as the First White President?  I’m just saying… “

The Presidential pay raise will take effect immediately.

Congress was quick to respond to Obama’s announcement.  “If he gets a pay raise, then I want a pay raise, ” said John Boehner, Speaker of the House.  “Hell, I think the whole damn Congress should get a pay raise.”

Boehner went on to say that in today’s world, members of Congress have to spend half their time raising money, “and that means the Representatives we send to Washington are putting in longer and longer hours trying to raise money so they can keep their seats.  They need to be paid for that time.”

Obama told Boehner he would give Boehner a raise if, and only if, Boehner agrees to raise the debt ceiling.  “Well, that’s a no brainer,” Boehner said.  “Let’s take away the ceiling all together.  Who likes salary caps?”

And yes, the ex-Congressman, Anthony Weiner’s pension will rise as well.

Here’s a history of the salary (and salary raises) for the President of the United States:

1789  $25,000

1873  $50,000

1909  $75,000

1949  $100,000

1969  $200,000

2001  $400,000

2013  $1,000,000

STUDY: CRONUTS RAISE IQ

AppId is over the quota
AppId is over the quota

A study has revealed that eating the latest new breakfast food – Cronuts – raises  IQ by 20 points.

Cronuts – are a combination of croissants and  donuts – have become the latest food craze in New York City.  And now, a new study by Harvard University has revealed that eating a cronut a day will raise your IQ by 20 points – within a month.  If you keep eating them, you may be able to raise your IQ by 40 points over five years.

“We studied over 500 cronut eaters, and 500 non-cronut eaters and found a dramatic rise in IQ among the cronut eaters,” said Dr.  Bridget Blanton of Harvard University.  ”We have not identified why eating cronuts raise IQ, but the data is conclusive, you will be smarter if you eat them.”

Here’s one cronut eater who happy to be smarter:

Cronut scalpers are now selling the cronuts (which typically go for $5 each) for up to $20 each.  ”The demand is through the roof,” said cronut dealer, Max Wilton of Zabar’s Deli.

People are waiting in line for up to three hours every morning to get a cronut.“I once waited in line for nine hours to see Liza Minnelli,” says one member of the group, Emily Oakley. “This is nothing.”

So, go get a cronut.  Get smart!

OBAMA GIVES A RAISE

WASHINGTON, DC – president Obama issued an order increase his salary of 1 million $ per year.

President Obama understands how much the Americans are poorly financially and said yesterday that it, too, was having trouble paying its bills.

"Four hundred thousand dollars per year to be Leader of the free world, is just not quite."  Obama told journalists on the golf course on Sunday.  "There are junior traders at Goldman Sachs who make more than that in a week.  East - this fair? »

Obama shocked journalists when he said he issued a decree Saturday increase his salary of 1 million $ per year - and a $200,000 bonus, this year alone, for the death of Osama bin Laden.

"Look, that let me clear, adjusted for inflation my salary is same not half of what George Washington."  Now, I do not want to integrate this race, but is the first black president with a value of half as much as the first president of white?  I'm just saying that... “

The presidential pay increase will take effect immediately.

Congress has been quick to react to the announcement of Obama.  "Is he gets a pay raise, then I want a pay increase," said John Boehner, speaker of the House.  "Hell, I think that fucking of any Congress should get a salary increase. ''

Boehner went on to say that in today's world, the members of Congress have to spend half their time fundraising "and that means representatives send us to Washington put in longer and longer hours to try to raise funds so that they can keep their seats."  They must be paid for the time."

Obama said Boehner that he would give Boehner a raise if and only if Boehner agrees to raise the debt ceiling.  "Well, it's a no-brainer," Boehner said.  "We will remove the ceiling all together."  Who like salary caps?"

And Yes, the ex-Congressman, Anthony Weiner pension will increase as well.

Here is a story of the wage (and salary increases) to the President of the United States of America:

1789 25 $000

1873 50 $000

1909 $ 75,000

1949 100 $000

1969 200 $000

2001 400 $000

2013 1 000 $000