dimanche 4 août 2013

WOMAN FINDS GIANT KFC BUCKET!

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Aleena Headrick says, “I was driving by, I saw this giant Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket in my yard, and I thought for sure I was hallucinating, so I called my teenagers who were at home and had them go outside.”

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And I know what you’re thinking? The answer is no. There is no chicken in that seven foot bucket. Headrick tells me it appeared Thursday afternoon and she had no idea where it came from or who it belongs to. Maybe it’s a sign? We’ve heard of heavenly manna, but what about original recipe? Headrick says, “Too often we just need something to laugh about and so I put it on Facebook and told them that I would bring chicken to the next potluck.”

The bucket has already become a popular landmark. Headrick says people have been stopping to take pictures with it.

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Freddie Taylor is Headrick’s landlord. He collects signs like this, and he says the bucket is quite a find. He says, “That bucket right there, if you notice it, it doesn’t say KFC. It says Kentucky Fried Chicken. That bucket’s probably forty years old.”

Taylor plans to have it mounted on a pole so it will be permanently displayed for all to see. But Headrick isn’t mad. She says it will make her house hard to miss. She says, “It’s unusual but it makes really landmarks when people come to our house. We can just say, ‘Come down to the giant KFC bucket and turn right.’”

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 By Lindsey TugmanCopyright 2013 WAGT via CNN. 

NBC12.com – Richmond, VA News

CHUPACABRA SPOTTED IN NORTH CAROLINA

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The vicious Mexican predator, the chupacabra, has been spotted in North Carolina!

The most recent sighting took place in Piedmont, North Carolina, after a local spotted a mangy, fox-like creature fitting with the description bestowed on the ‘goat-sucker’ or ‘devil-dog’ as it is sometimes known as.

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The picture was taken by a woman called Ramona who sent it into a local news site, saying, ‘Chupacabra attacks!’

Since the Piedmont sighting there have been dozens of sightings of the beast across North Carolina.

Legend has it that the Latin American monster attacks livestock, usually goats, and drinks their blood.

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Video and photos of the mysterious animal — or what people think is the mysterious animal — can be found by the hundreds online.

The name itself is derived from the Spanish ‘chupar’ (‘to suck’) and ‘cabra’ (‘goat’).

Descriptions of them vary from reptilian with spikes or quills on its back to hairless dogs with fangs and claws.

Scientists say the creatures are coyotes infected by parasites after one animal was discovered last July following a fatal attack on livestock.

The first reported sighting was in 1995, when eight sheep were found dead in Puerto Rico with identical puncture wounds to the chest and completely drained of blood.

It was their mysterious deaths supposedly spawned the legend of the chupacabra in Latin America.

Months later, the creature was allegedly spotted in Canóvanas, where as many as 150 animals had been killed.

Since then, there have been attacks allegedly carried out by the creature across South and Central America, and even into New Mexico and Texas.

samedi 3 août 2013

HILLBILLY RACCOON DANCE!

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An intrepid HillyBilly dances with his raccoon – then heads for the hills!

Most folks would run the other way if a potentially rabies-riddled raccoon appeared on their porch – but not this self-confessed hillbilly.

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No Mark ‘Kuhn Rippy’ Brown was so enamored by the tubby creature he nicknamed ‘Gunshow’ that he launched into a waltz with it, dancing to none other than Aretha Franklin’s classic ‘Chain of Fools.’

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A hilarious video, posted on YouTube, captured the impressive feat, which lasted a whole minute-and-a-half, and the tape has garnered more than 250,000 views.

Originally reported in The Daily Mail

WORLD’S BIGGEST BUTT

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DALLAS, TX – Dionne Washington claims to have the biggest butt in the world.

Dionne Washington can’t imagine anything worse than dieting. Her massive bottom is 5ft 3ins across and weighs a whopping 120 pounds – about the same as Lindsay Lohan holding twenty pounds of coke.

Dionne loves her butt.

“I am literally sitting on a fortune,” says Dionne, 35. “My butt must be the widest in the world and it already earns me over $180,00 a year. I used to hate it, but now it’s my fave feature.”

She’s sitting on a goldmine.

She knows how much her bottom weighs because four men lifted her up and flopped it down on a set of industrial scales while holding up the rest of her.  At its widest point, it’s 14ft 9ins around, and she’s on a mission to make it even bigger.

Dionne’s total weight is 425 lbs and at 5ft 4ins tall her Body Mass Index is 85. That’s four times more than an average woman and it puts her at risk of high cholesterol, diabetes and heart problems.

“I’m not concerned,” she insists. “I love my body and wouldn’t change a thing.”

However, Amanda Thornton of Atlanta has something to say about Dionne’s claim for biggest butt:

And Kim Kardashian – well, she’s not even in the running.

Dionne says nearly everything she eats goes to her bottom and to maintain its huge size she consumes a shocking 9,000 calories a day – more than four times the recommended intake for women.

“The more I eat the bigger this beauty gets,” says Dionne.

She hasn’t always been so proud of her butt, though. Growing up in Texas, she says it was the bane of her life. A skinny child, her weight ballooned when she hit puberty.

“Suddenly I went from size 12 jeans to a size 18, then 20 then 22, while on top I remained a size 14. Kids at school can be so cruel, calling me Big Butt Bertha, Butt Head and Bottom Feeder. I’d sit at the back of class and wait until everyone else left the room because my butt often got stuck in the chair.

“I could barely run, so PE was a nightmare. I’d get my mother to write notes saying I had cramps or sore knees. I tried wearing Spanx to contain my bottom but they didn’t work. I went to the prom by myself and left school feeling depressed, lacking confidence and hating my body,” she recalls.

Dionne tried endless diets, including drinking just diet shakes, the cabbage soup diet and ­Weight­Watchers. But nothing worked.

“My mother Carol took me to see the doctor and he said I needed to diet and exercise more. Mom told me some of my cousins had big bottoms and perhaps it was genetic. All I ­did was hide under big dresses and comfort-eat.”

Studying business administration at a local college, Dionne was miserable. “I kept my head down and tried to make myself invisible but that was hard. I was still a virgin and felt I’d never find someone who liked me for being me,” she says.

But at 19 one of the guys from class asked her out.

“It was the first time anyone had shown real interest. The date was lovely and we ended up having sex. Then I discovered later he’d done it for a bet with the other guys in my class. I was devastated and lost even more confidence.”

Dionne started work at a law firm. “It was hard as my behind was getting wider as was my appetite. I couldn’t fit into the office chairs. I hated it.

“Then a doctor told me I could diet but the weight probably wouldn’t shift. I could have liposuction but it would take multiple surgeries then I’d need more to fix the hanging skin. It would cost more than $50,000.”

Earning just $28,000 a year, Dionne was devastated. “I tried to get new jobs but the prettier, smaller girls always beat me even though I was more qualified. ­I knew it was because of my size,” she says.

Then her second boyfriend, who she met in 2008, made her realize she should love her bottom. After the second date he admitted he was attracted to very large women.

“He was throwing all these phrases at me I didn’t understand. He explained he was a ‘fat admirer’ and loved large women and said that in his books I was a BBW – a Big, Beautiful Woman,” she says.

“That night he showed me forums on the internet dedicated to big girls. Some weighed up to 400 pounds. There were super-sized girls in lingerie proudly flashing their flab. Suddenly my world changed. I’d discovered a place where women like me were not only accepted, but adored.”

She made friends with other big girls who were sure her wide bottom would be a hit. So in February 2008, she decided to take the plunge and post some pictures online.

“I weighed 300 pounds and was sick of my boring life. I’d just come out of another failed relationship so I decided to take control,” she says.

“I had a girlfriend take some pictures of me and posted them on a forum. Within 48 hours I was inundated with emails from fans around the world wanting to know if they could buy my pictures.”

Dionne admits she was scared and thrilled at the same time.

“But I decided to go for it. I started selling pictures and videos of me and my butt online. I offered special membership rates of up to $40 a month and would send people two picture sets of up to 30 images. For extra they’d get a video and I charged even more for instant message chats.”

Dionne has built up her empire and now has more than 15,000 fans. Her bottom has paid for an apartment, a big car (with extra-large seats), holidays, designer clothes and gifts for her friends.

However, having the world’s widest butt doesn’t come without its problems.

She can’t sit on normal chairs or stools – ­she takes up a ­two-seater sofa – so she does a lot of her computer work in bed. She has a supersized stool, but even with that her bottom sticks out 8ins at the back and 9ins each side.

Dionne also requires ­extra-wide changing rooms in shops.

“Sometimes I can’t try on clothes as I literally can’t fit,” she says. “I need toilets with seats for big people and I get stuck in bath tubs. I get a lot of clothes made to order in size 36-40, especially my pants,” she says.

“I hate shopping in supermarket aisles that have cans and displays sticking out as I end up knocking them over. At restaurants I have to sit in a booth for three people and push the table to the other side. I don’t use buses – I have to turn sideways just to get through the door.”

She has a serious fear of getting stuck in the toilet on a train ­or plane.

“One time I got stuck and the flight attendant had to pull me out. I laugh now but ­it makes you ­realize the seats ­need to ­be bigger for us ­large girls.”

Dionne’s parents are both dead but she has an aunt who thinks she is nuts. On the other hand, her friends are very supportive. “They tell me I’m amazing and a real inspiration,” she says.

Dionne admits she suffers from back pain but claims it’s minimal because the heavier she gets, her body will change to handle the ­extra pounds.

“I am a Jimmy Choo fan but I can’t wear heels. My doctor said my butt wouldn’t allow me to balance properly and sometimes after a long day I lose a little sensation in ­my feet,” she says.

She gets endless marriage proposals from fans but turns them all down.

“I have joined a few dating sites and hope to find a guy who likes me for my brains who I can marry and have kids with.

“I’ve had some eggs frozen in case I meet Mr Perfect later in life so I can still have a baby.”

Dionne doesn’t want to take on Susanne Eman or Donna Simpson for fattest of the world title.  She’s happy with the biggest butt.  Besides, nobody is going to beat Donna Simpson’s stomach:

You can read about Donna… HERE.

For now, the woman with the world’s widest butt, has no plans to stop modelling or change her lifestyle. “I earn tens of thousands, I have thousands of fans ­and those kids at college who ­teased me are all in dead-end jobs.

She says: “I never ask people if my butt looks big in this. I ask them if it’s big enough… the bigger the better.”

BIGFOOT SPOTTED IN CANADA!

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Hikers in the Canadian wilderness found.. Bigfoot!

Bigfoot appeared to the men while they where hiking in the deep wilderness.  Bigfoot appeared covered in thick black hair and  was seen lumbering across the mountain top.  The sighting has sparked excitement among Bigfoot fans.

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In the footage (below) the figure walks from the trees into the open, pausing briefly before disappearing back into the trees.

Here’s the intrepid hikers, Todd Standing and Cliff Barackman:

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It remains unclear exactly where the video was shot but it is believed to have been filmed on a trail near Mission, in British Columbia.

The footage has been viewed thousands of times on YouTube with believers claiming it is evidence that the ape-like creature, known as sasquatch, actually exists.

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Scientists have dismissed the Bigfoot theory, claiming it is a mixture of a hoax, folklore and incorrect identification. But Bigfoot experts have dismissed scientists as a bunch of “close-minded, eggheaded fools.”

You decide:

samedi 27 juillet 2013

CARLOS DANGER: THE MOVIE

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Dreamworks has announced plans to film the first Carlos Danger movie!

Carlos Danger (aka Anthony Weiner) is a sexy, bicycle riding former Congressman who takes on big city crime and… wins!  And through it all, he is sexting with hot babes across the Unites States and Russia. The international mensch of mystery – Carlos Danger!

Watch him ride his Citi-Bike:

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Watch him post naked photos of himself – while trying to keep his wife and newborn baby happy.

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He’s a man of one disguise:

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Carlos Danger makes online woman swoon for him in one keystroke.

One sultry tweeter said,  “I really thought Carlos Danger and I were in love. We spoke on the phone daily multiple times a day for 6 months. We had phone sex.  And then he dropped me.  But I know he has a city to save, so it’s okay.”

Look at the body of Carlos Danger.   Would any criminal dare take this man on?

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Carlos Danger even seduced male celebrities, including this man:

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And now Geraldo, is Carlos Danger’s loyal sidekick.   Carlos Danger and Geraldo are the new Lone Ranger and Tonto.

New York City is in ruins and there’s only one man who can stand up for New York.  His name?  Carlos Danger.

The movie will be in theaters (and on Twitter) in the Spring of 2014.

ROYAL BABY NAMED – MURRAY!

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Kate and William named their newborn royal boy – Murray!   Named after tennis star Andy Murray.

The royal baby is born!  And his name is Murray!

Murray was 5,000 to 1 odds at being picked – and did not appear in the top ten choices:

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Prince William and Prince Kate are BIG fans of tennis star Andy Murray, who just won Wimbledon – ending a 77-year-drought of a British winner.  The timing was perfect.  William and Kate agreed that they would name the boy after Andy Murray but William wanted to name the boy Andy and Kate wanted to name him Murray.  Well, we now know who won.

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Some Royal Watchers say that the baby was not named after the tennis star, but instead after a character on a very old sitcom – The Odd Couple.  Murray the Cop was a popular character and Prince William and Princess Kate love watching the show on cable.

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The Royal couple also love bagels and when they were in New York they ate many bagels from “Murray’s Bagels.”

The couple had so many “signs” so they named the baby Murray.

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Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles hate the name and are begging the young couple to change the baby’s name, but Kate and William are sticking with — Murray.

As with most things in the royal family, following tradition is a key aspect in figuring out the perfect moniker for the first Prince of Cambridge (which is a title that hasn’t been used in over 190 years).

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SVictoria Arbiter, ABC’s royals contributor and daughter of former Queen Elizabeth II press secretary Dickie Arbiter, tells E! News that there was an overwhelming amount of pressure on the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge to pick the the best name. And now… 

Long live King!!!