CARLOS DANGER: THE MOVIE

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Dreamworks has announced plans to film the first Carlos Danger movie!

Carlos Danger (aka Anthony Weiner) is a sexy, bicycle riding former Congressman who takes on big city crime and… wins!  And through it all, he is sexting with hot babes across the Unites States and Russia. The international mensch of mystery – Carlos Danger!

Watch him ride his Citi-Bike:

Watch him post naked photos of himself – while trying to keep his wife and newborn baby happy.

He’s a man of one disguise:

Carlos Danger makes online woman swoon for him in one keystroke.

One sultry tweeter said,  “I really thought Carlos Danger and I were in love. We spoke on the phone daily multiple times a day for 6 months. We had phone sex.  And then he dropped me.  But I know he has a city to save, so it’s okay.”

Look at the body of Carlos Danger.   Would any criminal dare take this man on?

Carlos Danger even seduced male celebrities, including this man:

And now Geraldo, is Carlos Danger’s loyal sidekick.   Carlos Danger and Geraldo are the new Lone Ranger and Tonto.

New York City is in ruins and there’s only one man who can stand up for New York.  His name?  Carlos Danger.

The movie will be in theaters (and on Twitter) in the Spring of 2014.

NEW STAR WARS MOVIE!

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Disney has announced that they have officially decided to make a New Star Wars movie.

Due to there recent acquisition of the Star Wars Franchise, a movie is already in production. Disney Starwars team has decided to go back to the basics in their approach to this new movie. An insider source has said that Naboo will be the main setting for this new blockbuster. Also Jar Jar Binks will be featured as a major character of the new movie.

A spokesperson from Disney relates the reasons for these new developments. “Here at Disney, we believe that Jar Jar did not have a big enough role in the 2nd and 3rd movies and we would like to expand on his contribution to the series. As of now, I cannot disclose the plot of the movie or many of the other characters, however, I believe that Starwars fans will be happy to know that most of the movie will take place in Naboo, and involve the gungans lead by Jar Jar, the people of Naboo, and several Jedi taking on a major threat to the territory. This movie will take place before the Phantom Mennance and Queen Padme will definitely be involved.”

When asked about the fears of die heart Starwars fans and their belief that Disney will ruin the series that they love. Daniel Smith said, “These fans have nothing to fear, Jar Jar Binks has been a favorite character of many, and he provides great comedic relief to otherwise dark and scary series. Furthermore, this next movie will focus on a much younger audience that will appreciate his antics. Starwars was meant to be a children’s series, and Disney would like to get back to its roots of appealing to younger audiences, especially after the criticism that our newest movie The Loan Ranger has faced.”

Sam Johnson one of the project directors at Disney has stated that the movie will mostly likely be released at some point in the summer of 2014. “Get ready Starwars fans, Jar Jar Binks, Queen Padme and a host of new characters will light up the screen once again in a Galaxy Far Far Away!!!”