BAT BOY SPOTTED WITH “THE DRIVER”

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Bat Boy was spotted on South Beach reading the hot new comic thriller, The Driver!

Bat Boy finished the book in record time, which was tough because he had lot of beautiful women interrupting him.  Women like these fans:

The Driver is a quirky comic novel following an innocent’s escapades escorting “dancers” on their nocturnal rounds in Hollywood in his family’s faded Cadillac. THE DRIVER is the semi-autobiographical debut novel of writer/comedian Greg D’Alessandro.

THE DRIVER is an irreverent, summer getaway that puts the reader in the shoes of unlikely protagonist and struggling screenwriter, George Donato. No one is less qualified – but George perseveres, awkwardly navigating the sexual desires of Hollywood’s glitterati and the needs of his visiting mother, while befriending a coterie of beautiful, idiosyncratic dancers. George is truly tested when the death of a recent high-profile dance patron locks him in a navigation struggle while his moral compass batteries are low.

The Driver was inspired by a friend who held a similar job:

CHUPACABRA SPOTTED IN NORTH CAROLINA

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The vicious Mexican predator, the chupacabra, has been spotted in North Carolina!

The most recent sighting took place in Piedmont, North Carolina, after a local spotted a mangy, fox-like creature fitting with the description bestowed on the ‘goat-sucker’ or ‘devil-dog’ as it is sometimes known as.

The picture was taken by a woman called Ramona who sent it into a local news site, saying, ‘Chupacabra attacks!’

Since the Piedmont sighting there have been dozens of sightings of the beast across North Carolina.

Legend has it that the Latin American monster attacks livestock, usually goats, and drinks their blood.

Video and photos of the mysterious animal — or what people think is the mysterious animal — can be found by the hundreds online.

The name itself is derived from the Spanish ‘chupar’ (‘to suck’) and ‘cabra’ (‘goat’).

Descriptions of them vary from reptilian with spikes or quills on its back to hairless dogs with fangs and claws.

Scientists say the creatures are coyotes infected by parasites after one animal was discovered last July following a fatal attack on livestock.

The first reported sighting was in 1995, when eight sheep were found dead in Puerto Rico with identical puncture wounds to the chest and completely drained of blood.

It was their mysterious deaths supposedly spawned the legend of the chupacabra in Latin America.

Months later, the creature was allegedly spotted in Canóvanas, where as many as 150 animals had been killed.

Since then, there have been attacks allegedly carried out by the creature across South and Central America, and even into New Mexico and Texas.

BIGFOOT SPOTTED IN CANADA!

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Hikers in the Canadian wilderness found.. Bigfoot!

Bigfoot appeared to the men while they where hiking in the deep wilderness.  Bigfoot appeared covered in thick black hair and  was seen lumbering across the mountain top.  The sighting has sparked excitement among Bigfoot fans.

In the footage (below) the figure walks from the trees into the open, pausing briefly before disappearing back into the trees.

Here’s the intrepid hikers, Todd Standing and Cliff Barackman:

It remains unclear exactly where the video was shot but it is believed to have been filmed on a trail near Mission, in British Columbia.

The footage has been viewed thousands of times on YouTube with believers claiming it is evidence that the ape-like creature, known as sasquatch, actually exists.

Scientists have dismissed the Bigfoot theory, claiming it is a mixture of a hoax, folklore and incorrect identification. But Bigfoot experts have dismissed scientists as a bunch of “close-minded, eggheaded fools.”

You decide:

YOWIE SPOTTED IN LONDON!

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A Yowie, a big hairy beast, has been spotted roaming the streets of London.

The latest sightings took place  just north of Camden Town in London.

Hundreds of witnesses have seen the beast strolling around London.  One resident saw the creature jumping a barbed wire paddock fence before briefly pausing at the edge of a road..

The Yowie raised his arm to apparently shield its eyes from the bright high beam glare of the approaching car.

“I would have seen it for between 20 and 30 seconds,” the witness recalled.

“It was really moving at the time. It leapt the fence no problem.

“All I can remember was seeing this large black object with a solid build, lanky legs and long lanky arms.

“It wasn’t clothed … it wasn’t wearing clothes like a human.”

Witnesses say the creature runs with a fast, stooped pace. It has high shoulders and almost no neck and a small head.

“It’s like its head was shrunken into its shoulders,” he said.

The Yowie hasn’t been seen in London in over five decades.  The last time Londoners saw the Yowie, the Beatles were just becoming famous.

Many in England are speculating as to why the Yowie has returned to London.  Sources in the government say that it probably has something to do with Climate Change.

“I believe that the Yowie is being driven out of the forests by Climate Change.  This is another reason why we must tackle this issue now,” said Prince Charles.

JERSEY DEVIL SPOTTED IN OKLAHOMA

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The monster-like creature, the Jersey Devil, was spotted in Oklahoma and has been terrorizing local residents.

Some have suggested that the creature could be a gargoyle, an El Chupacabra, or a relative of the Montauk Monster.

The image above was taken in Oklahoma and first posted on May 6 on the Wild Care Oklahoma Facebook page.

This image was sent to WWN.  It shows an Okie being attacked by the Jersey Devil:

The Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation  confirmed that the animal was a Jersey Devil and they have contacted New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie, and demanded that the beast be removed from Oklahoma.

“Years ago we didn’t see much wildlife with this genetic deficiency for no hair but it is more common now.  And this is the most dangerous hairless beast on the planet,” said John Todd of the Oklahoma Department of Wildlife.

Oklahomans were told to be “on the look out” for the Jersey Devil.  And it’s best to spot him at night: