mardi 20 août 2013

CHRIS BROWN QUITS MUSIC

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Chris Brown has reportedly quit music – for good.

A few weeks ago, Chris Brown tweeted:  ”Don’t worry, mainstream America,” Brown wrote. “After this X album, it’ll probably be my last album.

“Being famous is amazing when it’s for your music and talent,” he continued. “I’m tired of being famous for a mistake I made when I was 18. I’m cool and over it!”

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Later Brown took back his comment and said he would be making records “until the day I die.”  BUT, Brown told WWN last night that he has told his manager, agent, producers, and his band and now… his fans, that he is getting out of music forever.

“I’m done.  I’m going to become a lawyer.”

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Brown has learned a lot from being in jail and going to the courthouse so many times, so he thinks he can be a great lawyer.

Brown thought that the news would “shake the world to its core,” but nobody has barely noticed.

“I’m glad he’s done.  I hate his music,” said Shaniqwa Williams of Harlem.  ”He sucks.”

His ex-girlfriend, Rihanna, thought Brown was making the right move.  ”He doesn’t need music.  He’s a really great person who will succeed in whatever he does.”

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Brown hopes to go to law school, as soon as he gets his GED and his college degree.

UFO OVER TEXAS

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A UFO flew across Texas last week.  The aliens were from Planet Zeeba!

Thousands of citizens saw a small white object appear across the skyline of San Antonio, traveling at low altitude.  It was traveling SouthWest then turned Northwest, then it hovered.

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The mysterious object was first discovered by Mario Vallejo, who had his camera running for an hour outside his home – in a technique is known as skyfishing.

He said: “To me it’s an orb, and I’ve been seeing these things a lot around here. I really don’t know what they are?”

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WWN spoke with Dr. John Malley, the head of the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials. He told WWN ,”we have confirmed that it is a UFO and that the spaceship is from Planet Zeeba.  It has all the markings of a Zeeban ship.”

Malley said that the Zeebans are peaceful aliens and that they have come to Earth to help us overcome our challenges, to save the planet AND to battle against The Gootans – other aliens who have come to Earth, to harm us.

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“The Zeeban ship over Texas is a good sign,” said Dr. Malley.  ”They are prepared to fight The Gootans.  The time is near..”

Here are some videos that were posted before it was confirmed to be a Zeeban ship.

VIRGIN GALACTIC TO FLY TO THE SUN

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Richard Branson announced that Virgin Galactic is going to fly to sun!

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Sir Richard Branson announced that the RedKnight aircraft that will fly to the sun starting in 2015.  The plane will be able to hold 238 passengers.  And the airline will be booking flights starting next month.

The Virgin Galactic team is thrilled to be the first airline to fly to the sun.  Here’s Richard Branson making the announcement:

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During the flight passengers will be able to float around the cabin due to weightlessness.  Passengers will all be equipped with a heat protection suit that will keep them at a cool 72 degrees as they approach the sun.

“We would love to land on the Sun, but that isn’t possible… yet,” reportedly said Sir Richard.

Accompanied by his partner, Jackie Lavin, today, Branson said: ‘I wanted to be the first Irishman in space and I’m really looking forward to it and being the first human to get close to the sun.

“I’ve been interested in space ever since I followed comic hero Dan Dare when I was a kid.”

NASA is skeptical about the flight to the sun.  ”They’re going to burn up as son as they pass Venus,” said Dr. Keith Bablon of NASA.  ”I wouldn’t ever get on that plane.”

“He’s not invited,” said Sir Richard.

SO, of you want to go to the Sun… book now!!

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WORLD’S LONGEST DREADLOCKS

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She has 55ft long dreadlocks that are longer than a city bus!

Asha Mandela is a 50-year-old mother from Atlanta, who has been called the “black Rapunzel” for her 55-foot dreadlocks, the world’s longest.

“My hair has become part of me. It is my life. I will never cut it,” Mandela said, adding that she maintained her locks even while undergoing chemotherapy treatment for cancer. The tattooed mother of one has also overcome two strokes and two heart attacks.

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Her roughly 39 pounds of hair have affected her spine. “The doctors seem to think I have a curvature of my spine and that it’s the length and the weight of my hair that’s making me curve,” she said. “Some have said my neck has collapsed at the back and that I need to be careful because I could start having spasms in my spine and probably be paralyzed.”

But Mandela wants to keep growing her hair. “Cutting it would be equivalent to suicide. It would be like being a zombie.”

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She said: ‘My hair has become part of me. It is my life. I will never cut it.  She now holds the Guinness World Record for the longest dreadlocks.

She calls her hair ‘her baby’ and credits them with helping her overcome cancer, two strokes and two heart-attacks.

Her incredible hair has also brought her fans across the world and she has launched her own secret hair formula on the back of her success.

It takes two days to wash and dry her hair, which weighs the same as a reception-age child, and is even heavier when wet. 

It can also get easily trapped in doors or snag on bushes.

She has to wind it up into a baby sling when she leaves the house which gives her a greater degree of freedom.

But Mrs Mandela worries that ‘someone with a hair fetish’ will cut off a lock of her hair when she is not looking.

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Mrs Mandela, who has a 11-year-old son, Zion, with her second husband, said her hair has helped her love life.

She said: ‘My hair has never caused a problem with intimacy. I think it adds a little spice on top.’

Mrs Mandela, who is happily married to her third husband, was born in Trinidad and Tobago.

She began growing her hair 25 years ago following a ‘spiritual calling’.

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Her mother did not want her to because she thought it would make her daughter more likely to start smoking cannabis.

She even carried on growing her hair while undergoing chemotherapy.

Eventually a friend suggested she speak to Guinness and in 2009 they crowned her with the title of world’s longest dreadlocks.

They officially measured 19ft 6in but an unofficial measurement this week put one strand of her hair at an incredible 55ft 7in long – almost three times the official length.

Hairdresser Angela Davis of Natural Hair and Holistics who helps style Asha’s hair on special occasions.

She said: ‘I was amazed when she first walked through the door. My first thought was – “God, how much am I gonna have to charge her”.

“Now I see it as an honor to work with someone with so much hair and to be able to do something good with it.”

WORLD’S LARGEST HALIBUT

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A fisherman has caught the largest Halibut in the history of the world!

An angler has smashed the world record for the biggest halibut fish ever caught on rod and line.

The enormous flat fish tipped the scales at a whopping 37 stones – heavier than a wild gorilla.

It was caught by Marco Liebenow who jokingly thought he had hooked into a submarine when the monster halibut took his bait.

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After taking 90 minutes reeling it towards the surface, the 9ft long fish was too big to haul onboard his small boat in Norway.

So he and three friends tied a rope around its tail and towed it back to shore where it had to be hoisted on to the quayside by a crane.

It weighed in at 513lbs, easily beating the existing record of 419lbs for an Atlantic halibut as recognised by the International Game Fishing Association.

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Marco, who is in his 30s and from Germany, has now submitted a claim to the IGFA and is awaiting confirmation.

David Bottcher, of the angling tour company Angelreisen Hamburg that organised to fishing trip to Kjollefjord, Norway, said: ‘David does not speak any English but has said it was a wonderful feeling to catch it and has called it a fish of a lifetime.

‘When he first hooked it it felt like he has caught a submarine because it was so big.

‘It took four men to bring it towards their 19ft boat and then they could only put a sling around its tail and pull it back to the harbour.

‘Marco was elated afterwards and celebrated with the boat skipper and their housekeeper by having a few beers.

‘Before he left for the trip, he called us first to ask for a few hints about how and where to fish – I guess our advice paid off.

‘It looks like it is a world record for a halibut but we are waiting to have it confirmed.’

Marco donated the halibut to a local fish dealer.

Atlantic halibut – Hippoglossus hippoglossus in Latin – is among the largest bony fish in the world.

Their native habitat is the the northern Atlantic, from Greenland to the Barents Sea and as far south as the Bay of Biscay.

They can reach up to 15ft in length and weigh up to 700lbs and can live for 50 years.

Their diet is usually other fish like cod, haddock and herring although they do face predation from seals and the Greenland shark.

Reported by Anna Edwards for The Daily Mail

lundi 12 août 2013

SUPER HONEY CURES ALL WOUNDS!

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A super honey has been produced that appears to cure all wounds and infections! 

The bio-engineered product Surgihoney was tested on babies, new mothers, cancer patients and the elderly for over a year in Hampshire hospitals.

Wounds and ulcers, including those infected with the superbug MRSA, healed within days, while the number of women who suffered infections after giving birth by caesarean section has halved.

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It has also healed the wounds of soldiers returning from Afghanistan, and been used to treat acne and to protect the skin of cancer patients fitted with a catheter for chemotherapy.

Dr Matthew Dryden, consultant microbiologist at the Hampshire Hospitals NHS Foundation Trust, said: ‘It will revolutionise wound care around the world.’

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Honey has been used for its healing powers for thousands of years, although doctors favour penicillin and antibiotics.

However, Surgihoney, which is stored in 10g sachets, can kill bacteria, parasites and fungal infections while also encouraging wounds to heal.

Dr Dryden said: ‘I have conducted numerous laboratory tests and compared it with honeys from around the world.

‘I found Surgihoney better for treating every type of bug. So for the past year I have been using it on patients and the results have been amazing.

‘There are plenty of products that can kill bacteria but they often don’t help heal tissue.

‘Honey is a fantastic natural medicine. The important extra is that it kills the bugs but doesn’t damage the tissue.’

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Surgihoney is being developed by Ian Staples, a businessman who once owned the Halfords motor accessories chain.

He bought an organic farm in southern Chile, set up beehives then funded scientific researchers in Ireland to identify the unique health elements.

The honey has been licensed  by the Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Authority in the UK but is not yet commercially available.

Originally reported by Valerie Elliott in The Daily Mail

dimanche 11 août 2013

OPRAH TURNED FOR A MORTGAGE

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Oprah reportedly tried to get a mortgage for her nephew in Brooklyn – but was turned down!

Multiple banks turned down Oprah Winfrey for a mortgage on a brownstone in Brooklyn.  She was buying it for her nephew.  Bank representatives said “Brooklyn real estate is very hot right now and even though Oprah is a multi-millionaire, we have to look all applicants closely… and unfortunately we worry that her nephew may not be able to carry the mortgage.

Oprah was reportedly very upset and stormed out of a bank on Flatbush Avenue.

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This happened right after Oprah made a trip to a Zurich, in which she had a racial encounter. Winfrey said she was in town for Tina Turner’s wedding last month and stopped in the posh Trois Pommes boutique where she asked a clerk to see a $38,000 Tom Ford bag behind a glass case.

“She says, ‘No, it’s too expensive,’” Winfrey, 59, said.

“She said, ‘No, no, no you want to see this one because that one will cost too much. You won’t be able to afford that one.’”

“She refused to get it … she said, ‘I don’t want to hurt your feelings,’ and I said, ‘Okay, thank you so much, you’re probably right I can’t afford it.’ Now why does she do that?”

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Winfrey, who Forbes estimates earned $77 million between June 2012 and June 2013, said she left without making a further scene over the “Jennifer” bag, which is named for Jennifer Aniston, rather than give the clerk a commission.

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“I could have had the big blow up thing and thrown down the black card but why do that,” Winfrey said during an interview to publicize her new movie, “Lee Daniels’ The Butler.”

Back in Brooklyn, banks are scrambling to help get Oprah a mortgage.  Al Sharpton is reportedly planning a “March for Oprah” because he feels their are “racist overtones” to Oprah’s nephew being turned down.

Ellen got a mortgage for her nephew in Brooklyn.  No problem.